Back to life, back to reality…

The Holiday Festivus season has now concluded, as the majority of us head back to our assigned Worker Bee status. Life’s Cold Pimp Hand of Reality™ has slapped us silly. Can’t hide out under the guise of excess gifts, turkey and spiked kool-aid any longer.

Some of us however, will never really grasp the concept of reality. Some of us are so far gone in our own twisted mind constructions that we might as well take up residence with the Cheshire Cat or Leo in Inception. (Looks like a dope flick, btw)

Yes, we’re talking about YOU, Gilbert!

Agent Zero was kind enough to provide ample support to two of our most sacred Doctrine’s of the Grandmasta.

1) The Gun is the worst invention in the history of inventing
2) Stupidity provides Mother Nature with some great population control

According to Gilbert, it was all in good fun… A joke if you will. It was a “my gun is bigger than your gun” yuck up, that in hindsight is more of a fuck up.

Suckas aren’t trying to get sanctimonious or any shit like that but, seriously… Is there REEEEALLY a need to have a gun on you in the locker room, let alone bring in out and brandish it, even in jest? If that’s not grounds for a lifetime ban, I don’t know what is.

This would have only been better if one of them forgot to keep the safety on and had accidently pulled a ‘Plaxico’. Only then would our two doctrines come full circle. Considering the nonchalant reactions of those involved so far, it’s only a matter of time!

Remember, if at first you don’t succeed, be like OJ!!!!!!!!!!!!

And finally, we must be the ONLY jive turkeys on the planet not to have beared witness to the awesomeness that is Avatar. Unfortunately, for the time being, it’s going to have to remain as such, considering every IMAX theatre within a 1000KM radius is sold out for another 3 months.

This is a movie that SCREAMS OUT to be viewed in IMAX. Screw the 3-D aspect on it’s own, we need to be immersed in this blue world while simultaneously having what’s left of our senses bombarded for 3 hours straight! Someday…

~ by Té on January 4, 2010.

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