Pedobear and Kimiko Highlight Vancouver Olympics

Trying to average about three posts a week on this thing, so despite not really having anything pressing to pimp slap for reality’s sake, we’re going to keep on keeping on…

Guess we should feel somewhat obligated to discuss the farcical events of the olympics.  Up to this point, the Grandmaster was in no way inclined to care about, let alone remember, that this junk was even taking place. 

Nevertheless, we’re pretty sure our eyes would have been fixated on some obscure event while seeking some type of electronic visual stimuli.

You see, the problem here is thanks to CTV, and to a lesser extent the lumpkins of Rogers Media, it is virtually IMPOSSIBLE to not have seen some sort of advert for the Vancouver games.

Sheeeeeee-it, just by watching the Super Bowl last Sunday, in Canada, we were subjected to an endless barrage of commercials, harking and braying and telling the entire country that the Olympics were being hosted BY US.  NO SHIT!

Seriously, at least 90% of the commercials during the Super Bowl were to let us know that CTV was showing the Olympics.  We almost felt like Alex , dreaming of sipping Synthemesc at the Korova Milk Bar, yet being subjected to crude conditioning.

And don’t get us started on Nikki Yanofsky’s putrid Olympic theme, “I Believe”.  Guess what, we believe you have the right to get lost.  Fast!  That hairstyle of her’s makes her a real-life doppleganger of Stewie!

We’re not hating on the kid, hell… she’s a jazz singer which gives her automatic props, but she was on our TV just a little too much last Sunday.

Nikki better watch out though!!!  The geniuses at VANOC were keen enough to include the great PEDOBEAR as one of the games’ mascots!!! 

LOL…  Just kidding! :):):)

The Olympics aren’t all that bad though…  Despite trivial matters like the lack of snow on the mountains, the threat of a whole heap of rain in the forecast, the protests and the unfortunate, but necessary sweeping under the rug of the city’s “lesser” inhabitants, things still look bright. 

We’re Canadian, damn it… eh!  And this year, the podium is our bitch!  We’re going to own that sucka and make it ours!!!

Chew on the other hand has narrowed his scope on an item which is a little more aesthetically pleasing.  We’re already down with the snowboarding, but we didn’t know that it could get down like this!

That right there our friends is Kimiko Zakreski, and she has become our sole purpose for giving two petrified rocks about these games. 

While some jive turkeys want to “Own the Podium”, we here have chosen to set our sights just a liiiiiittle bit higher!  🙂

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~ by Té on February 11, 2010.

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