Felipe’s Got Skillzzzzzz

•March 1, 2010 • 1 Comment

A little somethin'-somethin'...

Before we even write anything further, let us say this… “What a bloody fantastic weekend that was!!!”

Good job, Sid!!! The Ghost of Lemieux would be proud!!!

Chew has about 35% of his voice and 20% physical ability left after all that came to pass.

From the funky rhythms of Footprints, to almost killing his back in the gym, to watching some good ol’ Olympic hockey mayhem, suckas just couldn’t go wrong!  The mild weather was an added bonus…

Now, down to bidness…

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Oh Happy Day!!!

•February 25, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Noooo…  Jeebus hasn’t exactly taken our sins away, but he might as well have.


Not really sure what the deal is this morning, but we’ve been in a ridiculously great mood so far!!!

Must be some sort of caffeine overdose, as we finally gave in today and went to visit the Little Green Monster on the way to the hive.

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Aesop and The Cyclops

•February 23, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Mystified eyes
Glide high, to gaze
Upon all the sides
That one might survey
Past mountains on high
Through perpendicular plains
Over bottomless pits
Disguised by the haze

And the horizon, still surviving
Bathed in warm sun rays
‘Til the moon takes its place
On the end of days,
But nature’s memory will stay
The melody still plays
In my mind, all the time
It will forever remain
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Prime’ 8 Contraband, Now Available!!!

•February 18, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Well, we’ve finally decided to stop being such lazy lima beans and get down to business.  We initially created this blog not only to administer the Cold Pimp Hand of Reality™ in heavy doses, but also as a much-needed outlet.

We have a lot building up in our heads and over the decades discovered various media forms in which we could release the tension.  Without that creative spout, we wouldn’t be able to think straight half the time. 

Whether it’s via drawing, poetry, graphic design or just making some funky fresh tunes, there has always been an avenue to drive us away from the insanity induced by thinking too damn much! 🙂

Problem was, we never really shared it with anyone or did much with it.  Well, that shit’s gotta change, starting today.  Sure, it’s an obvious self-promoting tactic, but who cares?!?!

So, we now take this opportunity to invite and implore all you inquisitive simians to enter the mind of Chew, and see what junk has been banding about in their well-shaped cranium.

We’ve got nothing but the best in Five Sense Stimuli…


– Graphic Design and Sketches


– Songs and Production Samples


– Poetry and Rhyme

For you jive turkeys to enjoy… SO, DO SO!!!

That is all…

Crate Diggin’: DT3

•February 17, 2010 • Leave a Comment

We are closing in on five days now without our Blackberry.  The unit decided to no longer obey our thumb commands, thus, we are virtually locked out. 😦

Your Typical BB User...

So, this is what life was like prior to having the popular device surgically attached to our thumbs.  Gotta admit, it is quite liberating to not have the Blackberry Hunch going on, while navigating sidewalks, roadways and hallways. Travel safety has increased by a whopping 43%!!!

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Rinky Dink Tiddlywinks

•February 16, 2010 • Leave a Comment

stained remains bask
in a spillage of ink
knights and rooks shine,
pawns still on the brink

robbing armored metal
and pillage their zinc
until chinks expose weakness
like an Achilles’ heal dink

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Pedobear and Kimiko Highlight Vancouver Olympics

•February 11, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Trying to average about three posts a week on this thing, so despite not really having anything pressing to pimp slap for reality’s sake, we’re going to keep on keeping on…

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